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Starting a campaign to bring the Olympics to Worcester in 2016.

Worcester 2016: saving athletes money through cheaper drugs #Olympicdreams

Worcester 2016: Making the “where I went to college” conversation easier for 35 of my friends #Olympicdreams

Worcester 2016: Chicago already had that world fair thing #olympicdreams

Worcester 2016: because marathoners falling in potholes is always funny #Olympicdreams

Worcester 2016: did you know it’s 40 miles away from Boston? #olympicdreams

Pete and mothereffing Pete

Thank you, @KUT, for enlightening me as to Meatloaf’s origins as a musician and pop culture fixture.

I’m really upset about the trending topics of dark and light skin in terms of attractiveness, etc…

If I get gastroenteritis I will punch Andy in the face.

My many talents include running up restaurant tabs. I’ve always wanted to be good at something, & I’m a CHAMP at that….

#phraseihate Are you working hard or hardly working?

Going to go home, eat potatoes, take a shower, watch Pete & Pete and work on my Halloween costume.

Gonna be a frilled lizard (http://bit.ly/6q0kj) & it will be awesome. Will include a @xoBetseyJohnson number in green http://bit.ly/KPPDl

Any tips on how to construct the neck would be greatly appreciated #iamobsessedwithhalloween